Palm Pilot

Boys Sidewinder Trunks

• Life’s pretty simple when you’re a swimsuit, especially when you’re me. I’ve wound up my sides to give you 14cm of real estate on your hips and a single front panel that is fully lined.
• I’ve got a drawcord to keep me locked in position and a wide elastic leg opening and waistband for added comfort around your hips and legs.
• Compared to my other trunk friends, I’m a skinny runt but still very comfortable to have around and I’ll go the distance to be with you as long as you keep swimming. Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester that is a colourful breakthrough in chlorine resistant fabric technology!
• The superior choice for swimmers, C-Infinity has exceptional strength and can retain its durability far beyond other elastane swimwear fabrics. Ideal for frequent pool use for recreational and performance-based swimming.

We regularly come to the rescue of struggling Silicon Valley firms who need to reinvent themselves. This time we’ve discovered how to include a PDA device into our swimwear so that you can stay organised and keep on top of your emails while you swim! The device of the noughties will be back in a big way, if we can just work out where to store the stylus pen without causing the wearer too much discomfort.